Top Politician Eats Stem Cells At Source

There has been a tiny furore across the pond over allegations that Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, has been consuming babies. Electronic advertising signs on commuter trains in Toronto have been displaying the message: “Stephen Harper Eats Babies” for several days now. Stephanie Sorensen, corporate communications and media specialist for the train network revealed: “It appears that this was a case of electronic vandalism”.

The public are said to be ‘incensed’ that no-one had told them that they have a Prime Minister and that he his name is Steven Harper.