Thank God For Big Gay Dick

Yet again the canadian has proved less sex terrorist and more peace keeping force. Richard stepped in to resolve the issues between Lea, Lisa and Sezer. He brokered the deal by getting hold of Sezer. "I actually like Lea a lot," Sezer wept openly. "I enjoy talking to her... and I especially don't gossip behind her back." With that the snivelling coward was sent to Lea. Within moments the two were licking each other's backsides quicker than you can say sycophantic cunts.

"You're a great guy," Lea sobbed. "And you're a great woman," Sezer cried before being crushed against Lea's breasts, which are 75% concrete. Richard then got Lisa and Lea talking. "You don't need to apologise to me, you twat, it's me apologising to you!" bawled Lea pathetically. "I feel like a fucking twat, me," Lisa replied, before her mangled face was also pushed to Lea's horrendous bosoms. Richard couldn't resist the opportunity for a bit of 'accidental' groping and he got in on the hug bringing whistling Pete in with him. But Sezer is not content. Scheming from lounge he glowered at his on/off boyfriend Richard and seethed "he's loving the peacekeeper thing..."