Sort It Out Shahbaz

The housemates again tried to achieve the impossible last night by pleading with Shahbaz to be normal. Lea, who is relieved the scot has taken the focus of her rapidly decaying body, led the overall waste of time. "Please give everybody in the House the respect they deserve. We all appreciate you cleaning for us... but do you appreciate what everybody else does for you?"

"I say 'thank you' every time you hand me food," Shahbaz whined pathetically. Lea laughed at this, prompting Shahbaz to ask if she was "laughing with me or at me?"

"Sometimes with you, sometimes at you," the bionic breasts replied. "As long as you're laughing, I'm happy," Shahbaz said. He then tried to cuddle Lea, but due to her ridiculously outsized tits couldn't get close. Bland posh boy George then decided to stick his unwanted oar in: "If the cameras weren't here would you still act the way you do?"

"Probably not," Shahbaz replied stroking himself and looking at George in a way that made the toff uncomfortable. Before the whole load of bollocks could degenerate into a fight Dawn put a leash on Shahbaz and took him outside for a walk. On the way out the twisted scot took the opportunity to scare the crap out of Bonner. "I'll get to know you... when you're ready to accept I'm not a monster." Bonner burst into tears and then wet himself. No one helped her clean up her stinking mess or comforted her.