Shahbaz Fights Back

After Big Gay Dick instigated the ban against talking to Shahbaz, the mad scot decided to strike back. He's only gone and nicked the group's food supplies while they slept and hidden it up his arse. "Let's see how long they stay silent for now. Oh, the satisfaction!" Shahbaz beamed as he filled his chudhole. He filled several bin bags with everything edible and then deposited the job up his back passage. Everything from bottles of orange squash to chicken pieces went up there.

Big Brother tried to intervene, but Shahbaz ignored the ineffectual voice nonchalantly pulling a banana from between his cheeks. "I'll come [to the diary room] when I'm ready," Shahbaz said filling his mouth with shit covered fruit.