Shahbaz Banished

Operating on no sleep and pure hyperactivity, Shahbaz became the second victim of Richard's bullying this morning. Lisa, babbling manc ho, was the first to feel his force late last night. Flapping around like some bizarre circus act, irritating the fuck out of everyone awake, and generally continuing his hysteric antics Shahbaz was asking for it. As soon as he got the chance Richard locked Shahbaz outside. But the manic scot reacted by pounding on the patio doors.

"Let me in!" Shahbaz shrieked like a girl. "Big Brother! This is abuse!" Some of the other housemates pressured Richard into allowing the tosser back in. "Let him in, he's got a wet bum," said thick slag Nikki. "I only wanted a bit of peace and quiet," laughed Richard. "Look, I'll even give him a lollipop," he continued unzipping his flies. "You better run for your life Richard," Shahbaz said before dutifully dropping to his knees and chewing on Richard's banana. "See, he's so happy now," Richard said as the other housemates found excuses to leave quickly.