Sezer Pulls Imogen

Proving that persistence does pay off Sezer finally pulled Imogen this morning. At about half three to be precise. This time it was Imogen who made the move. She climbed into ratboy's bed, and started stroking his hair and arms. With a hard on the size of Texas, Sezer went for the kill. This time Imogen didn't humiliate him by turning away from his sore blistered lips.

Whether Imogen allowed the kiss because no one else could see it happening hasn't been confirmed. In any event it didn't last long, and she pulled away first. "I'm gonna keep you awake," as he began farting the welsh national anthem, and repeatedly shoving Imogen's empty head under the duvet. "Sniff it up, Miss World wannabe," he screamed hysterically. "Drink it in, miss too good to be true bitch..."

George however was having less success. With his chubby getting no attention posh boy decided that classy tactics were the way forward to securing some action. "Grace, when you've finished with Mikey can I get some sloppy seconds?" he whinnied at the hideous sloane ranger, who was born ugly. Richard who misunderstood the toff pulled back his sheets to reveal a stonking big penis the size of a baby's arm hard like wood. "Forget sloppy seconds from Mike," Richard teased. "You can have first dibs on me, pardner." Richard, wearing only a Wacko Jacko style glove, then started to toy with his joy-stick. George looked horrified, but also strangely intrigued. Watch this space...