Sezer And Mikey Moan About New Bird Wossname

George has barely left the house, but as this post is being written is probably already shit faced and lamenting the fact he will never be able to lead a normal life again. But in recognition of his forgettable appearance on potentially the shittest Big Chudder ever, his cool gang friends Sezer and Mikey have formed a plan of attack against new slapper Aisleyne.

"The new girl Aisleyne, she's an idiot, I don't like her at all" Sezer bitched. "she's up herself, she's a tramp, got a face like a bulldog. She's gonna cause problems, we're gonna rub each other up the wrong way and Richard is gonna try to provoke it." At least Sezer's hoping for a bit of rubbing. Whether he wants it to be from Aisleyne or Big Gay Dick though he didn't say. But it seems that in spite of recent action with Big Gay Dick, Sezer is less than happy with the canadian. It seems Richard couldn't really give a shit that George has left. In fact according to Mikey, who is in fact a life size puppet, and Sezer who is a life size cock, Richard is even... shock horro... happy about George going.

"I don't want to be around Richard and Lea, they're conniving... I'm going to have a massive run-in with this guy. They're like, 'George is gone, this is wicked for us' " Sezer commented. "Richard's happy as Larry and it's winding me up, I can see it's a God send for him," Mikey agreed. What a cunt that Richard is eh? Anyone would think he's on some sort of gameshow where the last person standing wins a big cash prize and a few hundred grand from trashy magazines and daily rags. Unbelievable.