Sam - Strange Man Girl Gayer

New housemate Sam threw us off guard when he arrived today. She's alright, we thought, before realising that he has the complete set of meat and two veg downstairs and is in fact a bloke. But outside his own genitalia Sam is still about as girly as you can get: he's an unemployed nail technician, princess Di fan, spent £500 on a designer handbag, loves bingo, glossy mags and cock.
Plus he lived in Indonesia as a child. So our moment of confusion is technically okay because if we were sex tourists travelling in that part of the world we might drunkenly have a bit of botty sex with a ladyboy like Sam, thinking it was a bird. So that's alright then, isn't it? Nothing wrong with that AT ALL.