Sam Chats Shit To Thicky Nikki

Sam, the bizarre ladyboy that has been let into the house, has been bonding with social outcast and all round airhead ho Nikki. Revealing stalker like qualities that would scare the shit out of anyone with a single firing neuron, Sam told Nikki he had set up the Nikki Appreciation Society. "I think you're such an amazing person," she... sorry, he bum licked. "It's not just that you're drop dead gorgeous. But your personality ... you're such a deep person. I love your emotion. You're so good at portraying how you feel. I love that."

Presumably Sam is referring to the fact that Nikki starts crying at the drop of a hat like Bonehead Bonner used to. "You know you would be soooo good on the big screen," the weirdo went on to say. "Mmm," Nikki replied showing the full range of her acting range. "Everyone says that." No doubt after several drinks and the possibility of pulling anyone half decent has long past. "I have a vision of you being a movie star when you leave here," Sam continued to lay it on like the shit shoveller he is. "That is sooo true. I am such a deep person," Nikki agreed. "I am very emotional. It's very true."

Big Chudder officials have been prompted to carry out a full background check on Sam to see if he has killed anyone prior to entering the house. The chances of him being tested for hallucinatory drugs have not been ruled out either. So within a couple of days Sam, who when younger would've been a dead cert for Gary Glitter's special kind of loving, has evoked a large amount of repulsion and loathing from Mooky.net. Put simply we hate the weirdy Michael Jackson cut-out. Big Chudder would consider testing Nikki, but officals might have already realised she has delusions of grandeur and is so pig-shit thick she'd believe any old bollocks.