Richard - Ageing Slaphead

33 year old barmaid from Canada. The enormous gay man named Richard, or 'Big Gay Dick' as he likes to be called, is a self confessed "sexual terrorist". MI5 are said to be on standby, but don't give "too much of a fuck" if he rapes and kills the entire house.

Big Gay Dick "loves freedom of speech, friends and big, big men. He hates dumbness, racism and processed food." Slightly less interestingly he's terrified of pregnant women and his idea of "a perfect day would be to go to prison".