Prescott Having Sex: Illegal

A retired Glaswegian police officer has sent a letter to Scotland Yard suggesting that Prescott's hip thrusting is in fact 'illegal'. I think we can all echo these sentiments. The image
of 'two jags' punching her in the face and splurging his deputy juice into her eyes is definitely offensive, a bit like fat beastiality.

However, mooky.net can't help but feel that Alistair Watson, who claims his complaint was 'no malicious thing', is being malicious. A man who writes to the chief commissioner of the police to get someone told off for having sex must surely be suffering from an unhappy penis. Prescott, who burped and farted when he heard the news, is expected to respond to the complaint with his fists.