Pigs Nick Themselves

Hertfordshire police were forced to arrest each other today after an offensive e-mail circulated amongst the self righteous pigs came to light. The e-mail, highly offensive and racist, had officers and staff laughing their heads off. It showed the body of a black man who had decapitated himself while being chased by the boys in blue. The caption read 'Don't Run From The Police'.
Unfortunately the force's own internal IT systems picked up on the e-mail. Within seconds sirens were sounded and officers were turning their extendable batons on one another with complete abandon - the likes of which has n't been seen since the Miners' Strike.

Some officers have lodged complaints against their colleagues for excessive use of force, 'police brutality', but quickly closed ranks against themselves ensuring the cases could not proceed.
Crime in the area has spiralled out of control while the local law waits to be bailed. Unfortunately, according to a civilian support staff who doesn't work there in any capacity, "the custody sergeant's locked himself in one of the cells so there's no one to let the others out."
Whether the case will go to court or not is unclear as the officers who are interviewing themselves refuse to give statements.