Pete's Big Cock

Pete is going to win Big Chudder without a doubt. Not only has he got the trendy vote: he's a part-time tranny from Brighton who plays in a band; and the sympathy vote: he's a potty mouthed special person; but he's also got a huge cock. Massive according to my mate Tim who saw him get it out.

So we've taken the entire Mooky.net's annual budget and placed it on Pete to win. If the horse-size cocked, cursing golden boy comes home we stand to make a cool four pounds ninety three - about enough for one and a half pints and some pork scratchings. So if you're going to wank your cash on calling the premium rate rip off number, do it when Pete's up for eviction and make sure he wins.
The only question now is which of the other housemates is going to get their laughing gear round it first? If we had any more money it would be on Richard... or maybe George...