Oops I'm Pregnant Again

Spotty pop princess Shitney Beers revealed to David Letterman viewers last night that she is pregnant again. And there we were thinking she'd just got fat - again.

Couch potatoes across the country yawned in unison as the whingey attention seeker relayed the news.

K-Fed sadly couldn't attend the show due to 'spending his wife's money' and 'masturbating' committments. However, his publicist was able to report that he's feeling 'confident' that the child is his. Britney, 14, has already begun preparations for the new arrival. Yesterday she was spotted treating first-born, Sean Preston, to his first Tenants Super. Meanwhile Kev has been practising his nappy technique by tying her breasts into bows.