On My Order, Unleash Beer Hell

A Hong Kongian tourist recently shat himself when he was lumbered with an enormous bar tab. He was asked to pay 990 Euros for a single beer, at a bar on Via Veneto in Rome. Clearly pissed on what must have been exquisite beer, the hapless drinker haggled the bill down to a very reasonable 490 Euros - the cash equivalent of 62 dolphin emblazoned sovereign rings.

Brilliantly, the enterprising tout charged the full 990 Euros to the tourist’s credit card anyway, no doubt readying himself for a night of hookers and crack. The fraud is now being investigated by the police who, on receipt of a hefty kickback, refused to comment.