Old Pervs

A 62 year old, retired school mistress, Madame Claudia Lee is fighting her cable company over a bill for $1400 worth of porn and gangsta rap. In real money that's about £900 and as anyone who watches pay per view knows, that's one chud of alot of movie filth. If, like this reporter, Lee pays monthly as well then we can only presume she would be touching herself down there almost non stop.

Lee, however, claims total innocence and says she is the victim. Her cable company, whose name we can't be bothered to look up, say that someone in her house ordered the chud. But the waters have become even more muddied as the investigation progresses. Lee, who originally refused to pay a dime, has now coughed up just under $700 (£450 in real money), which suggests she bought at least half the smut. But Lee, who also claims she lives very much alone, now says the only other person in her house is her 81 year old mother.

Mooky.net believes that there may be some shift pattern in effect between the mother and daughter team. But whatever the set-up, there is definitely something very fishy going on.