Nikki's Middle Class Claims

It looked like Nikki and George might get it together as Sezer and Imogen, and Grace and Mikey have. But in a diary room confession Nikki revealed that she felt the social divide could be too great. "I think George looks down on me, because he's upper class and I'm middle class," the chav said in a horrible cockney type way that was little more than a string of tortured vowels. "He's not interested in me because I haven't been to public school. He thinks I'm common. Grace is like that too, and it's made me feel bad about myself. I'm feeling paranoid," she continued.

Nikki seemed confused because George has been trying to bang her. "But then he changed. Last night he said he didn't fancy me," she moaned in the strangled guttural voice of a true pleb.
The thought that George simply wanted to screw a bit of rough has apparently not occurred to the intellectually challenged Nikki. But luckily Nikki has the memory span of a goldfish. The presence of a spider in the diary room made her instantly forget the whole problem straightaway as she pointed at the creature and squealed with delight like a moron.