Nikki - Middlesex Slag with Delusions of Grandeur

24 year old (yawn) dancer and (double yawn) model Nikki dreams of being a footballer's wife so she can go out and spend, spend, spend on credit cards. She's more likely to get gangbanged in a hotel room by a non division team and then left with aching orifices and a massive bill to pay in the morning.

Without doubt the most likely to get her pushed up tits out and have it up her gash first, Nikki will prove to be a favourite with the blokes. Thousands of men will already have denied finding the easy slut attractive to their girlfriends as it is. Thousands more will follow once she starts sunbathing with her nips out.

The slag arrived in a bunny outfit showing off her cleavage and ass. Dull as fuck with a squidgey face her easily accessible cracks will probably get her about halfway. Although she'll end up being despised by the older women. After a couple of shoots in men's magazines and being passed around at celebrity parties, she'll hopefully piss off back out of the public eye. "I'm special," she exclaimed before entering the house. Enough said.