Nikki Believes The Bullshit

Nikki went into the diary room and confessed she felt bad about slagging off fugly Grace tonight. No doubt inspired by Sam's crap about what a deep, emotional and all round great person she is, the thicko felt compelled to get some shit off her modest chest. "I really regret what I said about Grace," Nikki said. "There are lots of things I don't like about her, but I said some really awful things. Like, oh my God. I can't actually believe what I was saying. I wish I hadn't." Nikki labelled the sloane ranger the "epitome of shallow" and said "she bores me to death and makes me physically sick".

Nikki, who would apparently be great on the big screen went on to say "I feel sick, she's been so nice to me ever since and I feel so guilty. I was upset and I waited and waited and then I exploded. I mean I actually did explode. That's why I get sacked from jobs, I'm like a ball that's on fire." Mooky.net feels strongly that if we could be bothered to track down any of Nikki's previous employers we might discover she has been sacked in the past for being stupid and crap. "I'm going to have to tell her," Nikki said as she left, more than proving our point.