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Big Gay Dick aka Canadian porker Richard wasted no time in unleashing his sex terror last night. As soon as the housemates retired for the night Richard was putting the goods in the window and climbing into bed with Lisa and Pete.

Pete had targeted Lisa because being the ugliest girl she is most likely to put out. Also her apparent deafness means he can call her what he wants and she won't get offended. For his part sex pest Richard had mistaken Lisa for a bloke. Pete decided to find his own bed when he realised the hand stroking his penis didn't belong to Lisa. Whistling and muttering "wankers" he left the sex party early.

Meanwhile Richard, who doesn't really who care who falls victim to his sex terrorist tactics, carried on prodding and rubbing Lisa with his pale willy. Lisa seemed to accept the attention gracefully. Probably relieved it wasn't Dawn's cock being wiped on her thigh.