Lisa Sheds Tears Like A Big Chudder

Lisa, who isn't even up for nomination (surprisingly since you would've thought having to look at that face every day would be more than enough to make the other inmates want her out), burst into tears when the news broke quarter of an hour ago. No sooner were the names of the most hated announced than the babbling idiot rushed off to her room for a good cry. At least we think she was crying, it's hard to tell with all those weeping sores on her hideous face.

Nikki and Grace tried to comfort Lisa, but she felt she needed to go and bum kiss nominees Lea and Richard instead. "My face is leaking... I feel like fucking shit!" Lisa wailed. "We've had such a laugh with Lea and Richard." Ironic considering Lisa nominated both of them. Lea for being false and attention seeking, and Big Gay Dick for being two faced. "You don't know who's going...it wasn't just you. It's not your vote," Grace continued trying to console Lisa.

"She has pissed me off lately!" schizophrenic Lisa went on to say about Lea. Lisa then went to the kitchen where Big Gay Dick spotted her snivelling snot stained face and said "Don't you cry. Me and you are mates forever. Don't apologise." "I'm sorry about Lea as well," Lisa blubbed. "I said some horrible things." We suggest that the only honorable thing Lisa can do is walk out of the house because she keeps on putting us off our food.