Lisa 'Plays' Dumb

Glyn is becoming increasingly distressed at the divisions in the house. But naively he has tried to talk the troubling issue through with snake in the grass Lisa. The babbling Manc ho and weed in need discussed the issue in the kitchen. Well... Glyn tried to anyway... "I get on with everyone, but they're all grouping off," Glyn said to Lisa as she chopped fatty deposits off her hideous visage. "I don't know, I get on with everyone, me," Lisa replied. Anyone with any life experience at this point would've backed off from the situation quickly picking up the vibe that Lisa wasn't interested in discussing the matter. But gaunt Glyn, who may be a virgin, continued like a terrier on heat.

"Well I think you and Pete and me talk to everyone, but it's the others grouping off," he tried again. "I've not noticed. I get on with you, I get on with Pete, I get on with Sezer, I get on with Nikki. I'm in with everyone. I don't think it's groups, it's just people are getting pally," Lisa responded. "We make the effort and talk to everyone," Glyn carried on. "But then that group of five don't talk to Richard." At this point Lisa looked at the knife she was holding and considered slipping it between Glyn's ribs, but somehow Lisa who is drunk and wets herself most of the time, managed to resist the urge. Instead she ended the conversation by saying "I don't know. I can't see it. But maybe that's just me being thick."

And ugly. And stupid. And back-stabbing. No doubt Lisa will now go and slag Glyn off. Will no one offer this poor boy support at a time when he is clearly distressed by the prospect that grown-ups generally don't get on? And why are such cunts in the house anyway? All of them keep on buggering off. You would've thought none of them owned a television or had eyes the way they keep on being surprised by the fucking format of the show. Muppets. Sack the people who chose them to go in as well.