Lisa, Lea and Sezer Have An Argie Bargie

Well not really. The storm is definitely brewing though. Apparently Lea said Lisa was a bunny boiler. Lisa confronted Lea about it. Lea said everyone thought the hatchet faced upholsterer had a touch of the Fatal Attraction about her, especially Sezer. Lisa then went and told Sezer. Sezer then walks in all bare torso and rat face, probably from a fresh seeing to by Richard, and gives it: "I've been told I was calling Lisa a bunny boiler - an' it came from you."

"You did say it," Lea eloquently argued back. "You heard me say it, did you?" fumed Sezer. "Well to me that means nothing. I know I didn't say it. I never use that term, bunny boiler." "No one else said it," Lisa then said. "Why did you make a big deal out of it?" "I thought Pete liked you," Lea replied, which doesn't really explain anything. All we reckon is Lea is jealous of Pete liking Lisa and decided to be a bit of a bitch about it because she wants the whistling monkey for herself. After a bit more crap Lisa and Sezer stormed out. Lea, left on her own and looking really fucking ugly and old, had a cry. Personally we thought she looked a bit like Jim Carrey in the Grinch.

And why isn't she shedding a tear over something important? Like the fact she's probably psychologically damaged the son she claims to be doing this farcical bollocks for, for life. The poor boy has watched her sell their home so she could get m and m tits, read in graphic detail his mum's starring role in a porn film and watches her ponse around daily on Big Chudder trying to pull a bloke half her age. Lea better hope she wins (although the chances are slim) because therapy isn't cheap. And where was Pete, the catalyst of the fall-out, all this time? Why, he was whistling and swearing contentedly in the kitchen. Bless the little fucker!