Lisa - Babbling Manc Ho

27 year old Lisa is one of those women you move countries to avoid. Her mum brought her over from China when she was 2. Annoyingly loud the ugly cow claims to speak english and chinese. Although her english seems to be limited to "D'ya know wha' I mean?", "mad, crazy, sexy", "up for it" and "what you see is what you get." So that'll be an annoying, hideous, hyperactive numb cunt then.

Here's her quote: "I love slobbing around in my pyjamas with loads of food and beer, so much you could never eat it all." Beer drinkers everywhere will be amazed it can now be eaten. So what do we reckon? Well, no one's going to want to touch her sexually. She'll wind everyone up because she's loud and annoying so we expect an early eviction. Hopefully she'll fuck off back to her upholstering where she gets stuffed night and day by "the lads." Slag.