Liberty X Smoked

Crap band Liberty X were smoked off stage yesterday (or maybe it was the day before). The losers from Chud Idol whose pop future is in freefall were meant to be performing at a University in Wales. But fortunately a public minded soul chucked a smoke grenade forcing the fuckers off stage. The 'X' who got too big for their boots after lasting marginally longer than Hear'Say, shat their pants and refused to come back out to play. Scenes of over inflated egos throwing tantrums spring to mind.

Mooky.net tried to reach rent-a-chav Michelle Heaton for comment, but did n't put much effort into it. Michelle, the most high profile member of the "band", can usually be relied upon to appear on every lame ass "celebrity" reality show there is. But she was strangely quiet after this incident. No doubt if she had opened her large, crass mouth whatever came out would have been self-indulgent tripe, whining something about terrorists.

We can only imagine work-shy boyfriend Andy Scott Lee lying to Heaton's stupid sobbing face telling her how brave she is while stroking her hairy forearms. The other members of the band would most likely have hovered in the background feeling relieved they had blagged their way out of the show, but bitter towards Heaton who might have more money than them. However what needs to be taken into account is that Heaton is now also supporting her boyfriend's sister Lisa Scott Lee, similarly spoilt pop failure and classless pig, who lost her career when Steps split up.

Students admitted later that they were only waiting for the one and only Chesney Hawkes in any event. Chesney came on and once more reaffirmed his legendary status playing another blinding set. Police are n't investigating the incident, but if they were they might consider looking at the members of Liberty X, whose motive would have been to get paid for doing sod all, or someone in the audience who hates them.