Iran The World

Having totally annihilated Iraq, Bush has now firmly fixed his sights on Iran. Bringing new meaning to the Iran-Iraq conflict kicked off by his father in the nineties, little Bush is determined to fly the stars and stripes over all the Arab nations. But what, mooky.net asks, has caused such an aggressive foreign policy? With the high body-count in Iraq it's hard to argue the war there was for humane reasons. Iran is years away from posing any genuine nuclear threat so those charges seem equally redundant.

Is it his love of oil? The black gold, which can turn many a man's head to mush? Perhaps... A desire to do more collateral damage than the old man? Maybe... A very small acorn of a penis? Almost certainly a contributing factor...

But today, mooky.net, can exclusively reveal the true reasons behind little Bush's current foreign policy. From a source nearby America, we have discovered that Bush came across an I Ran The World t-shirt, and due to his complete lack of anything resembling intelligence, translated it as a sign from God reading 'Iran, The World'. He apparently believes that by taking over Iran, the world will follow.

So now the bunch of chuds who sported the t-shirt are not only liars (most of them probably ran about as far as Jade The Walrus Goody), but also war mongers. Just one more thing to thank the holier than thou crowd for.