Housemates Find Food Is Gone

The housemates woke this morning to find their food was gone. Shahbaz had shoved it all up his ass earlier in the morning, but almost everyone accused Big Chudder of scheming. Grace was first to realise something was wrong. "Where's that stuff?" she asked as the boils on her ugly face began pussing. "You know... the things that taste... which your mummy brings to the flat she's bought for you... the chud..."

"Oh, that's punishment that is," said Lisa. Presumably she was reliving her parents' treatment of her when she grew up to be such a hideous pig, while Lea said "cheeky bastards"; although she could have been referring to her breasts. Only Richard seemed to suspect Shahbaz, who he has targeted viciously since day one. "Shahbaz was clearing up in here last night," Richard said as Sezer rimmed him. "Maybe he's done something..." Shahbaz quietly snuck around the background, but none of the housemates seemed to notice the new box like bulges of his ass cheeks.