Hoodies 'OK' According To Divine Yoda

Dr John Sentamu, the Archbishop of Yorkerbury announced yesterday that "99% of those who wear hoodies are law-abiding citizens". It's a lovely Sentamunt - but perhaps not one shared by anyone else in the world. Even when I wear a hoodie I'm prone to be a bit more criminal. Penny sweets suddenly become 'free', I'm 'not around' when it's my turn to get the beers in, I might even 'forget' to say thank you on receipt of my £6 frothy coco latte.

Quite frankly the church doc might have better instructed his Bradford laymen by saying more things like: "unless you become like a little child you cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven'." That sounds much more responsible, although I think his message has confused Gary Glitter terribly.

One of the organisers, Rev Steve Allen, said after the conference: "The Archbishop's address was inspiring and we were all thrilled with his drumming."