Ho Saved By Bra Strap

A 44 year old woman narrowly escaped a serious gunshot wound because of her thick bra strap. Thanks to the size of the woman's breasts, she was wearing a reinforced bra to handle the mammoth weight. So when the bullet came through the window, the copper jacketed .38 calibre just pinged off her like she was Batfink.

The red-faced sheriff, who had inspected the woman after the shooting, didn't say "That woman has her lovely, big round titties to thank for saving her some unpleasantness, boy." He then spat a string of tobacco juice at mooky.net's feet like some primeval, territorial challenge. When asked about the fresh stain around his crotch area, the sheriff refused to comment and then threatened to run us out of town.

The woman was confused as to why anyone would want to shoot her. Although it happened in Florida, there are rumours that large breasted women may have become the latest target of mental shooters. The woman is being treated for mild bruising caused by the sheriff's overzealous fumbling. Her exact chest measurements are not known.