Greeks and Turks Fall Out

A Greek fighter pilot collided with a Turkish one today. Both pilots survived, but the fighter planes died instantly. The incident is the latest in alot of willy waggling between the two countries over so called disputed territory.

Greece reckons that it's entitled to a ten mile radius off its coast while Turkey says it only recognises Greece's right to six. Apparently, according to the Greece, they have to send up loads of fighters to warn the Turks off all the time. Unbelievable! As usual the US intervened and spoilt it for everyone. The official American message was "Stop fucking about or we'll bomb you to buggery."