Grace Set To Dump Mikey

Grace and Mikey have been coupling it up in recent days, but young love never runs smoothly and this time seems to be no exception. Pissed up Grace told Lisa "Mikey and I, it won't even last a week," she asserted. "We're not in a couple. It's getting too much for me already. It's doing my head in. It was fun at first but now it's getting too full on." "I know what you mean," Lisa lied. The babbling Manc ho is so ugly that she has never had a boyfriend, but is keen for people to think she has and therefore stay part of the cool gang Sezer has established.

"I feel like I'm in a relationship with him because certain people are going 'aaah'. Richard and Lea are making it more of an issue than it really is. And they are the older ones," Grace continued self-indulgently. Come 4am though and the hot n cold ho was back in Mikey's bed. The rustling sheets implied groping of a pathetic, teenage nature. Was it drunken fumbling on Grace's part or is she keener on Mikey than she's letting on? We don't really care either way, but hope that they don't have children. Lisa meanwhile had passed out on the couch after attempting to rub herself off. A wet patch that soaked her trousers suggested she might have weed herself.