Grace - Posh Ho

Grace, a sort of warty lovechild of Tara Palmer Tomkinson and a turkey baster, is 20 years old and lives on her own in a one bedroom flat bought for her by her mother. Despite referring to herself as “pure grace” the lithe little neck scarf abuser isn’t too much of a cunt. In fact, if she had her face and torso removed she could probably be a model.

The pug faced dance teacher from Notting Hill has vowed NOT to “get her tits out" on Big Brother, which is fine a) because she doesn’t appear to have any and b) because Shah Bang has promised to unveil has gorgeous balls in recompense. We’re behind Grace for the time being, even if her Sloane clone “passion for designer labels” does give the impression that her vagina smells of mothballs and crispy duck.