Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Grace Is Nasty Bitch

Grace continued to attack new inmate Aisleyne today as soon as the kitkat ticket winner was in the diary room with fellow newbie ladyboy Sam. Grace imitated Aisleyne by pouting, flicking her hair and strutting about. Pete, who through his whistling cries of "wanker" has become the moral guardian in the house, was disgusted by the bitch's actions. He retreated to the garden flanked by his bodyguard Glyn and booby lady Lea.

Through a series of hand-claps, whistles and profanities Pete communicated that he was angered because "they were just taing the piss out of her, copying her moves and stuff - completely mocking her. Haven't even given her a fucking chance and spoken to her." Realising she had revealed what a complete and total bitch she is Grace went into the garden to talk to Pete in an attempt to lie her way out her own stinking mess. "Just when people aren't looking, they shouldn't be mocked," he lectured her. "It's not nice."

"I apologise. I am a nice person really," Grace lied. But Grace was haunted by Pete's disdain for the rest of the day. She pleaded with arch enemy Nikki to talk to Pete on her behalf. "You know I'm not a shallow person like that," Grace said, obvious that yesterday Nikki had described her as "the epitome of shallow".

"He doesn't like people being singled out because obviously he was bullied. I feel fucking awful now because I keep being misinterpreted," Grace whined. Personally Mooky.net isn't sure how Grace thinks bitching about people and mocking them openly can be misinterpreted. We hate her so much that each time she comes on the screen we scream "fuck off and die you hideous creature from hell". So as we asked you to vote to keep Pete in and make him win, we also beg you to vote Grace out at the earliest possibe so she can be pelted with rotten veg as she leaves like the witch she is.

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