Grace And Nikki Bitch Fight

Nikki who has been walking around in a blue mood all day because she can't find her brains accidentally upset Grace, which led to a row and showed spoilt mummy's girl Grace to be the nasty bitch she really is. Nikki took her mood to the dinner table to eat the salmon that Grace had apparently lovingly prepared. Allegations that the sloane ranger used the fish to frig herself off have not yet been founded.

"It's a bit dry," Nikki complained. She wasn't referring to Grace's gash, although for a moment Mikey thought she was. Grace responded maturely by muttering rude words about Nikki just loud enough for the commoner to hear. "I'm sorry Grace but I'm upset. I didn't realise the salmon meant that much to you," Nikki whined trying to make amends, but by this time Grace was already too wound up. "Stop moaning, you're like a child," screeched Grace. "You're 24, I'm 20. And I cook and clean. It's not a hotel. It wouldn't be so bad if you washed a dish once in a while."

Richard agreed as Nikki's lip started wobbling pathetically, ""I agree with Grace. It's no good moping about the food, we're all in the same boat." Nikki again tried to explain that she was upset about other things, but Grace was relentless. "We're all in it together. You eat what you're given. It's not as if we're living off crisps," the sloane twat who has known the hardship of having a house bought for her and doing what she likes when she likes, retorted. Big Gay Dick then told Nikki to go and have a lie down. Nikki stomped off in tears and looks set to replace Bonner as the house's new cry baby. How, Mooky.net asks, do these people survive day to day?