Glyn - Who?

Oh yeah, he wears baywatch shorts or something. The 18 year old sixth former kindly took time off school to bore us with his dangerously pale skin.

A part-time lifeguard with a body that's "the closest example to perfection", he's delighted to have made it onto Big Brother. Aside from being given the opportunity to "show off [his] sexy body to millions" he's looking forward to gaining "nationwide attention". Nationwide attention? What the fuck does that mean? Shutup. He also poos after every meal and hates animals. I've forgotten his name again, but he's 'headboy' at his school, which will probably make Richard soil himself with glee.