Tuesday, May 30, 2006

George Wants To Be Outed

Posh George, the one we can't really help forgetting, is the latest bitch to whine about wanting to leave the house after Shahbang walked, Dawn went all wet and Nikki said she couldn't hack it either. Why bother going there in the first place if within a fortnight you're crying like a baby for your mummy to come and save you?

Boo hooing posh boy told Grace about his desire to leave in the bathroom. He called her in, saying he had something important to tell her. Then when she'd dropped to her knees and taken his insubstantial cock in her funny shaped mouth he started spilling his guts.
"I've been thinking about it and I know I won't be able to deal with fame," he told Grace as she blew him. "I'm walking out tomorrow." Although the sensible reply would've been: "don't worry George, the chances of you having to deal with real fame are complete fantasy." But instead between mouthfuls, the pug faced ho response was: "You can't! You're making the biggest mistake ever."

"No matter what you say you'll never persuade me to stay," George replied. "I'm doing this for myself. I love this place but I've had enough. I thought I wanted it. But I don't want any money or fame. I don't want to go to university with people knowing who I am." Grace seemed shocked by the revelation that George, who undoubtedly has a trust fund, didn't want any money. Grace herself is a money grabbing slag. The rubber faced girl who's mum bought her a house tried offering George sex to get him to stay: "You mean the most in this House to me. I'll stay in bed with you." But George, who had by this time spilled his seed as well, said coldly "clean yourself up and don't tell anyone." Within minutes Grace had told Lisa, Nikki, Lea and Richard. All of whom seemed completely disinterested and failed to do anything to persuade posh boy to stay. In fact Lisa seemed to sum up the communal feeling when she asked "Who's George?"

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