Fat And Broke

MSN today announced Michelle McManus as one of the all time Top Of The Flops. Michelle won Pop Idol in 2003 and had a number one hit straight after with All This Time, but since then her career has gone flat, unlike the cholestrol chomping first lady of lard. Sympathy quickly ran out for the fat cow as the barely concealed contempt the consuming public holds for less than stunningly attractive celebrities disappeared faster than cake in Michelle's eyeline.

In spite of appearances on fatty shows like You Are What You Chud, and Celebrity Prat Club, Michelle has remained fat and broke. The money such guest spots generated failed to cover the debts caused by her on-going feeding frenzies.

Further media exposure in shite magazines where McManus openly lied about how she lost weight and was only a size 12 have been met with scorn. While MSN asks if McManus will bounce back, mooky.net hopes not. And also believes that due to the pure weight of her body mass she would not bounce anyway, but just create a meteoric crater.