Everyone Hates Shahbaz

The house erupted into war tonight as Shahbaz, self styled "Pakistani poof", came under attack from both Lea and Lisa. Shahbaz who was working with Lisa on some lame task decided to criticise the babbling Manc Ho for taking over. He called her an alchie and imbecile repeatedly. Lisa tried to keep her cool, but her lack of intelligence meant she could not argue back and instead just became angry. Shahbaz managed to stare at her hideous face undaunted while I have trouble keeping food down when I just catch a glimpse of the repulsive ho. I bet she smells as well.

Anyway Lea then got in on the act. Pinning Shahbaz against the sofa with her breasts of steel she screamed at him "Don't fucking inflict your pain on other people!" One of her eyes then popped out of her head and her bottom lip started to rupture spilling a strange white, acidic glue down her front. Big Gay Dick, aka Richard, intervened once again. He strided over to Lea with Sezer hanging from his club like penis by the mouth. Since the second day Sezer has been gayed up by Richard every minute of every day. One insider didn't say that Sezer loved having Richard in his mouth, and would always swallow.

"I think none of us should even talk to him or look at him or even acknowledge him. From now on he can live in this fucking House on his own...because that's what he wants," Richard ordered.
Pete attempted to defend Shahbaz, but the housemates couldn't really understand what his whistling and calls of 'wankers' really meant.