Communal Sex Not For Communists

A 33 year old Chinese salesman has been 'banged up' for organising gay orgies on the internet. Mr Zou created a man fun website in 2005 so that he could advertise sex-parties he was hosting in Beijing, where he charged 30-50 yuan a pop. The entrance fee (the equivalent of about £2.68) included a goody bag of pornographic videos and other 'service items'.

"Thanks to reporting from the masses, Zou was caught on the spot last November and this 'licentious nest' was cracked," a Xinhua news agency revealed with dispassionate journalistic splendour. Although not strictly illegal, homosexuality is still considered taboo in China. Group sex is considered a crime by the Communist Party, which is a shame because I've always wondered what it'd be like to see Jackie Chan, Lucy Lui and that chick from Rush Hour II squirting sex juice at one another.