Causing A Blaze On MySpace

Two 17 year olds have been arrested on 22 charges of arson in the suburbs of Washington. The petchulant arsonholes were discovered when they bragged about their endeavours on MySpace.com. Speaking exclusively to the world's media, county Fire Chief Thomas W.Carr Jr. said: "The significant thing is they posted on the Internet, and bragged about the fires, and that certainly allowed us to break the case... They posted photos of these fires." After pausing momentarily to spit out a mouthful of beef jerky, he went on to say: "them dang boys be pishing me off, god dang little shee-ats... naw hand me that thur boddle of Jack, there's some ho's that wanna see ma hose... he he... [burp]"

A valuable lesson has been learnt by criminals throughout the web. Posting pictures of yourself on MySpace setting things on fire is a crime. Posting pictures of yourself gazing nonchalently into the middle distance, with perfect bed hair and your mouth 'sexily' agog, is not considered a crime.