Car Kills Widow

76 year old Evanglista Vartholomeou was run down and killed by her own car while visiting her husband's grave. As soon as she stepped out of the car, it mercilessly ran her down as she stood a short distance from her hubbie's plot in Maple Grove Cemetery, Queens.

In the car's defence, Vartholomeou had left the car running and in gear. Ironically her flying visit turned out to be a dying visit. Fortunately the car was undamaged in the accident and Evanglista was quickly interned next to her husband. "It's what she would have wanted," the car later commented.