Boring Bonnie Betrayed By Bionic Breasts

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean it's not happening. And that's certainly true with Big Brother Bore Bonner, whose sole contribution so far has been bursting into tears and looking scared. Bonner, spelt Bonnie, is up for eviction not having made it into the Big Brotherhood - the first task we didn't bother reporting on in any way, shape or form.

Bonner figured that she would be up for eviction because no one in the house liked her. Of course Bonner is wrong. She is also disliked outside the house. "I know I'm gonna go. This is pure humiliation," the wobbly bellied minger told pretend friend Lea. "You don't know what's been decided," replied lying bitch Lea, trying to calm her so-called mate by pressing her tear stained cheeks against her concrete reinforced mammaries. But Bonner was hysterical. She went to talk to Big Chudder, smelling Lea's deceit on the foul breath of the big breasted ho.
As soon as Bonner was in the diary room Lea burst into tears herself. She told Grace and Richard how bad she felt first stabbing Bonner in the back and then twisting the knife. Lea knows full well Bonner is up for eviction.

Big Gay Deceitful Dick offered words of comfort: "Be strong, you have to be there for Bonnie. Otherwise she'll suspect." He then used the age old excuse of "being gay" to feel Lea's tits and Grace's twat. As this went to press Bonner was still crying.