Bonnie - Bland Thicko

20 year old care worker from Loughborough. You have to feel sorry for the poor sods she cares for. Instantly singled out as a complete dick she says she beats boredom by "getting naked and terrorising it up!" What the chud does that mean? Does the silly bitch strip off and hi-jack planes before flying them into towerblocks or something? Having already seen a flash of her wobbly white stomach the thought of her naked makes us almost as sick as watching Davina give birth.

She's also got a habit of scratching her minge - probably due to poor feminine hygiene from her relentless "bean flicking" - and introducing herself as "Bonner." Cunt. Out in three. "Everything and everything!" Too reminiscent of that slag Chantelle for our liking.