Blaine's Underwater Bollocks

David Blaine, the poor man's Houdini, kicked off his latest round of bollocks today. After sitting in a box above the Thames for ages he's now decided that the most interesting thing he could do is go in a big, bowl of water for seven days. After the derision and chud throwing that came from the intolerant British public, who quickly tired of watching a bloke not really moving in a box, he has wisely chosen to undertake this latest nonsense in his native New York, where the chances of him being ridiculed are slimmer. No doubt he will yet again be paid a chud load of cash for doing sweet F A.

Blaine has undergone special training for this latest stunt, which includes learning how to chud and piss in a wet-suit. Overall though mooky.net fails to see the challenge facing the boring twat. He's getting oxygen down a tube, food down a tube, a selection of wet-suits and the tempature of the water is fixed to warm... the bit about him holding his breath for nine minutes is lame. The only risk allegedly is that he might incur some brain damage, but there is ample evidence that would not make any real difference.

The final word of this reporter as well is how do we know Blaine is even in the bowl? He's meant to be an illusionist so odds are he's probably just pulling his plonk for the week at some five star hotel down the road chucking cards through windows. And if it's not a big magic trick then with a bit of luck he might sod off for good after this. Or get back in the box, Blaine.

(Ed Note: Three year olds know how to do that piss poor levitation trick. Twat.)