Big Ears: Not Enough Wax

Madame Tussauds has opened in Shanghai, which is great because mooky.net are always at the one in Baker Street. Sadly, and this is very sad, Prince Charles will not be featured.

Look at his little face. Why oh why?! I'll tell you why - it's because he recently described Chinese officials as "appalling old waxworks." His punishment? Not to have a shitty, inanimate lump of ear juice shoved in a museum. Sadly the rest of his family, including Diana, who's apparently dead, don't get to escape the same indignity.