Big Chudder Mother 3

No she's not put weight on, Davina's pregnant AGAIN. McCall, who has already knackered the national gene pool by birthing two things, is set to have another. And that's not the worst part... She's literally fit to burst...

The news that McCall's waters could break, washing over the studio floor like a tidal wave, followed by a creature climbing out of her welly like womb was greeted by projectile vomiting at mooky.net. A number of distressed staff were sent home early to try and deal with the revelation.

McCall, who was born pregnant, seems to enjoy carrying spawn almost as much as she likes it up her. The bloke she picked up in her local park, Mr McCall, is presumably the father. The upside is that being the size of a small house might stop her from being so fucking irritating. But with her hormones all over the shop no one can say what's... sorry... hold on.. I've got to stop writing... I've been a bit sick in my mouth... that's better...

The irony is that McCall is also currently promoting better sex education for school kids. Let her loose on them and teenage pregnancy will go through the roof. "That slag needs educating herself," an old bloke said. "Someone should tell her about condoms."
Urgh! I've done it again... dribbled it into my bin this time...