Beanbag Twats

Pete, who communicates mostly through the mediums of whistles and profanity, came up with a new game early this morning to keep the housemates amused. He set out all the beanbags in the lounge and then threw himself into the pile wearing a helmet. Glyn was quick to get in on the action. He took Pete's helmet and placed it on his head. Then rushed into the pile. The weedo in speedo promptly disappeared up to his arsehole. Glyn, who mistakenly thinks he is God's gift to women and has superpowers, had expected to crash through the beanbags and out through the wall of the house.

George decided he wanted a go next and grabbed Pete's helmet off the small welsh man. Pete communicated in a series of whistles that he could still smell Nikki on George's piece, but no one paid any attention. Nikki, for her part, was still out cold in the bedroom where posh boy had given her what she "really wanted". Seconds after George had finished Dawn had crept in the room and decided to also have a go on the vulnerable airhead. After one go on Pete's beanbags however George was unimpressed. "You're a cunt Pete," he didn't say. "You want to lay the beanbags flat and then we'll all back-flip onto it. That would be alot better." Pete gave it a go, but was not happy. "Wanker," he said, whistling and flapping about. At that point big brother hate figure Shahbaz emerged from the diary room and everyone ran away because they didn't want to play with him.