Bacon Lovers Attempt To "Poo Water"

Hydrogen. What a strange word? Hy-Dro-Gen. Scientists have already started waxing lyrical about it's future, especially that boomey voiced man from the Honda adverts. But surely no-one really thinks that cars are going to start running off H in the next 5 years. Look at blimps, they're shit.

H2PIA in Denmark (near longboat, just off the coast of Thor) have been weaseling away at the concept of eco-living. Rather than waste time carving tree hammocks out of tooth picks and dung, they've decided to go the 'hi-tech' route. The community will be powered entirely by renewable energy sources: solar power, hydro power, the power of love. The net result? A modern utopia that excretes nothing but pure water and has the aesthetic beauty of a council estate made from glass. Building begins in 2007, which gives them time to relocate to somewhere with lower suicide rates.