Back Stabbing Intensifies

Finally we might see some real fights and tantrums. It seems everyone is gearing up to confrontation as the cool kids' slagging off session proved today. Bitch Grace and hatchet faced Lisa kicked the slagathon off by attacking Grace's supposed other half, Mikey. "He's doing my head in... it was fun at first and now it's getting too full on," whined Grace. "It's people like Richard and Lea making it more of an issue than it is, and they're the older ones," she continued. Lisa who might have been drunk and wearing wee stained clothes added that Big Gay Dick and Bionic Breasts Lea should "grow the fuck up." Imogen and Sezer were next to stick the knife in. "She hasn't got a f***ing single brain in her head," growled bore Imogen about new inmate Aisleyne. Sezer committed himself to "bully conflict out of her," but is conscious that "Richard will defend her no matter what."

"He's such a fucking dick," remarked Imogen about the Canadian sex terrorist. Imogen who has been protected from non white, non welsh, non heterosexual people most of her life by virtue of being a straight, white woman from a small place in Wales has been criticised for potentitally being a prejudiced homophobe. Sezer then attacked Glyn who he had described as "a brilliant bloke who should never, ever change only a few days earlier. "He doesn't see what's going on... Aisleyne will have him round her finger." Whether Aisleyne does get to finger Glyn is yet to be seen. Sezer then finished off by saying Nikki wasn't the sharpest tool in the drawer.
Nikki then joined the bitching gang and said that the way Lea was pursuing Pete was "sick".

Apparently Lea has been using a series of bird calls to attract Pete to her. Pete's responses of "wankers" have been interpreted favourably by Lea who believes he is referring to her breasts. Officials on Big Chudder have expressed concern though that even Pete's humongous cock could be damaged by Lea's ridiculously outsized titties. "She's screaming to be young again," Nikki went on to say. To be fair it's probably the most perceptive thing Nikki has and will ever say.