Australian Prozzers Need Fags

Ho's in Australia have asked to be made exempt from laws that ban smoking in the 'workplace'. William Albon from the Australian Adult Entertainment Industry told the Associated Press: "People smoke when they drink, and people smoke when they fornicate." After masturbating furiously through a smoke ring he added: "men, women and transgender persons" could be "forced out onto the streets" as a result of the ban.

Now I can see Albon's point. It's been reported that smokers can last longer in bed, probably due to tar building up in the penis and solidifying like clay. However, surely there are several advantages to not using a street ho. The sensible punter could smoke like buggery before entering the brothel and roll up his next fag while having sex. That way ho consumers can enjoy legitimate nicotine fuelled sex without having to worry about their penis dropping off because of flesh-eating STDs.